11 November 2007

Meet The New Car, Same As The Old Car

Well, it's not paid for yet completely but it's mine:



No, your eyes aren't playing tricks. It's another 1997 Subaru Legacy Outback station wagon. Exact same make, year and model. Red this time, leather interior. A step up from the old one, which of course will always have a special place in my heart.

My mechanic said he walked the auction lot 3 times before he spotted this one and got it for me. He was so psyched he called me at 10pm that night when he got back from the auction.

When I saw it the next day, I said "Oh my God it's MY CAR!!!"

Other than having a somewhat loud rear end and a sticky door lock, it's beautiful.

Sometimes, God does hear your prayers and gives you what you ask for. If you deserve it.

10 November 2007

Balls-To-The-Wall Addicted

WWP and I are completely addicted to The Sopranos. Actually we're just settling in for a few hours right now, as I'm typing this. We're almost done with Season 2, last disc. I really can't explain why I'm drawn to this, although my mom has been raving about this for years now. Well, finally we've gotten into it. Maybe because it reminds me of home, or because Christopher is cute, or because Adriana is hot, or because Carmela is so pitiable, or maybe, because, I understand where Tony is coming from with those f*****g ducks. Maybe it's because in spite of everything, Carm & Tony try to be good parents just like mine.

Actually, it's only because I'm waiting for Tony to sleep with Dr. Malfi.

(Ooooh, she drinks Belvedere vodka. A woman with style.)

Maybe it's because it reminds me I need to see my own shrink.

Actually, no really, this is why: Tony Soprano is a sympathetic character. I feel sorry for him more often than not. And I think this reminds me that no matter how awful I think some people are, they are still human. And they still make mistakes, and they, in their own special way, try to do what's best for themselves and the people they care about.

Those who know what's up know who that's in reference to.

In related news, graduation may be delayed.

It's sort of like, this time at Stop and Shop a little while ago. I was in one of the self-checkout lanes. An error message popped up, something about Windows being low on virtual memory and response time may be slowed.

You never know what weirdness lies behind the normalcy. Or when it will seep through.

28 October 2007

I Seriously Hate The Red Sox

You know, I'm sick of my town on fire every time the Red Sox win or lose.

Not that I have a lot of love for the Rockies, but people (in particular the Red Sox Borg Nation up here) who criticize the Yankees are usually pointing one finger at the Bronx and don't realize that have three more pointing at Yawkey Way. Honestly, the Sox had the, what, second- or third-highest payroll in baseball? They are NOT a scrappy band of wayward fighters - they are a multi-million-dollar baseball organization. Seriously, New England, cut the crap.

You know what? I'm a Mets fan. Bill Buckner to all of you. I have friends that are Rockies fans, Phillies fans, even Yankees fans. Hell, I'm dating a Yankee fan. But Red Sox fans, for whatever reason, will never treat me, or anyone else who hasn't had the chip implanted in their brain, as an equal, no matter how much I respect the game of baseball and, grudgingly, their organization. And that's why the Red Sox sux.

Addendum 10/30 Wow hilarious this is the first post I get comments on! By the way even Keith Olbermann says the Sox are now just like any other team. LOL!

Getting My Ass Kicked

The following was told to me by Tuch:

"If you quit, your ass will eat my foot."

I offer that quote without further commentary.

Thanks, dude.

27 October 2007

My Mom

My mom came to visit last night. It was cool. She showed me how to make chicken paprikash and it was awesome. I have more pictures of the cat that I need to post.

In other news, there's still paperwork to fill out and money owed to me from the accident. I did get a new car - pics of that coming as well.

School still sucks, I hate my project, etc. etc. etc.

But I saw something on my brother's Facebook page I'm going to keep in mind:

"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

Stupid and trite maybe, but right now, it's something I need to hear from someone close.

20 October 2007

Car Accident

OK. So here is what happened.

Monday, October 1, 2007: I am not even really supposed to be where I am, but I am driving south down Route 116 in Amherst, minding my own business, when I am hit in the driver's side of my car by a minivan attempting to turn left. The minivan was heading north, and was attempting to make a left turn onto a side street, crossing into my lane of traffic - and into my car.

It is about 9:30 AM, and the weather is clear. There is no apparent excuse for this.

My car goes about 20 feet off the road, barely missing a tree. I was going about 40 mph, the posted speed limit in that part of the road. I have no idea how fast the minivan was going. The impact was less than a foot in front of my dashboard. See pictures below:





Somehow, I managed to get out of my car (the driver's side door would later not open). At this point, a number of nice, wonderful people stopped to help - call 911, turn off my car, make me sit down, etc. In particular, one lady who I think was pretty important (she had a name badge on I couldn't read in my hysteria) turned off my car and spoke very soothingly to me. Madam, if you happen to read this blog, please accept my sincere thanks for everything you did for me that day. And my thanks extend to all who stopped to help me that day.

I was taken to a nearby hospital, where luckily I suffered no more than some bruises and scrapes, minor neck & back trauma, and shock. JLM and WWP met me at the hospital. I was pretty hysterical, mainly because my car was gone and I had absolutely no power over the situation being strapped to a board. My immense thanks to both of them for calming me down and helping me through the day.

They released me, and when I went to go find my car, I cried.





My mechanic came to look at it, and told me I was one lucky girl. He was the guy who sold me it in the first place, and I actually felt guilty for wrecking "his" car. I take what people give me (or sell me on a really good deal) very seriously. I miss that car still - I almost feel like it gave itself for me so I could walk away from that accident, and I will never forget.

The aftermath: The other driver was issued a citation on the scene, so obviously I bore no fault in the accident. The insurance companies, believe it or not, have all been remarkably reasonable. They totaled my beloved Subaru, but I got a check 10 days later. It's not clear from the pics, but the oil tank was ripped open and the Fire Department had to mop up the spilled oil. And the whole front axle was bent. I've already been reimbursed for missing work and the hardk0re Motrin I got from the hospital. The only thing I'm waiting on is the $150 for the tow and to get the car out of storage.

And wait till you see what I got now :) But that's for another post.

In closing: I feel very lucky not only to be alive, but to not have any serious injury resulting from this. I had been going through a rough patch before this - depressed to the point of being mildly suicidal. I think that this was God's way of saying, Cut The S*it - Be Thankful For What You Have.

You know what?

It worked.

12 September 2007

Some Funny Crap

So, driving on Route 9 tonight I saw the funniest thing I'd seen in the last 6 months at least:

1. A silver Camaro (strike 1)
2. Jersey plates (strike 2)
3. Yankees license plate holder (YERRRRR OUT!)
4. Side spot lights (strike 4... wtf?)

I laughed so hard. Must be a freshman.

09 September 2007

Right - so where have I been?

Well, it all started when this little queen showed up on our doorstep:



She was a stray taken in by a friend of ours, but he couldn't keep her since he had 2 cats of his own arriving shortly. So, this girl was driven up here from Maryland, 8-something hours, and moved right into our little apartment and our big hearts.

She has provided endless hours of entertainment, occasional frustration, and tons of love. Some days, she's the only thing keeping me on this planet. That's for another post.

But anyway, the responsibility is significant and I am glad I have chosen cats and not kids.

There's other crap going on as well. I will update shortly. But yeah, a new Bowie tag is an order and expect to be subjected to pictures. Ha ha!

03 July 2007

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 07/02/07

BUSH (virtually) PARDONED LIBBY

BAD DAY
BAD DAY
BAD DAY





26 June 2007

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/26/07

Consider this a roundup of the past few days since I've been hosed...

Paris Hilton Out Of Jail - No, no links. The media coverage on this, AT 3AM EDT, makes me realize why America is hated around the world. One-way ticket to Copenhagen is $1457 from Logan.
BAD DAY

The Word "Celebutante" - In relation to above, whoever thought this word up should get a VD.
BAD DAY

I'm Allergic To The World - Sez the allergy doctor: all grasses, trees, weeds, animals, dust mites, cockroaches, almost all molds. My back was on fire and I had bumps to today even, from the grasses. But I got some Nasonex out of the deal.
BAD DAY

Weather's Been Nice - By "nice" I mean "so hot the pool feels REALLY good".
GOOD DAY

Cleaned Apartment - Yay!
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 2
BAD DAY 3

BAD DAY

20 June 2007

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/20/07

Hump Day Edition. Again.

Slept Like Crap - Sometimes, I think my body just likes to mess with me.
BAD DAY

Data Mining - Hunched over a computer staring at old data does not do a body good.
BAD DAY

No One Has White Rice Flour Or iTunes Gift Cards - Went to 2 stores for each and nothing but air.
BAD DAY

Grilled Cheese - So yummy.
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 1
BAD DAY 3

BAD DAY

19 June 2007

Signs Of The Apocalypse 06/19/07

Well, I got two for ya over the past week.

Does your toddler have a sippy cup? They might be a terrorist. In short, woman (EX-SECRET SERVICE AGENT NO LESS) gets detained because her toddler had water in a sippy cup. Yes, the TSA is full of idiots.

And just what level of idiocy are we talking about? Via Fark (props to the right), we have The Bead Knife Principal Terrorist. Poor woman. Read the whole thing and tell me the TSA morons aren't in a class of their own.

And, the triple for good measure (via Fark)? London International Airport boss on no-fly list. Oh, I give up.

You know what? I'm going to broker a peace deal with the monsters under my bed to protect me from the Terr-ists, because I trust the monsters more than the government at this point.

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/19/07

WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO SLOW???

Overslept - Dammit.
BAD DAY

Being Clueless - IR Ninja I Am Not.
BAD DAY

Chris Matthews Cusses On Air - Blows the S-word when he doesn't think the camera is rolling, later apologizes. Cheers, Chris, it happens to the best of us.
GOOD DAY

Bloomberg Punts The Wingnuts - From the horse's mouth...
GOOD DAY

Sushi And Cider For Dinner - That tips the balance.
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 3
BAD DAY 2

GOOD DAY
(barely)

18 June 2007

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/18/07

Monday Monday Monday.

Ignoring The News - Normally not my thing, but for today it will do.
GOOD DAY

Reading The News - Possibly the best quote ever: Britain worried about US 'Nuking The S***' Out Of Afghanistan.
BAD DAY

Returning Library Books - An Inconvenient Truth on the UMass Campus.
GOOD DAY

Yanks Beating Mets - Yeah, I'm still bitching about this.
BAD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 2
BAD DAY 2

EVEN DAY

17 June 2007

Universe: Amherst

You know, there are times, very frequently, that I hate Amherst with every fiber of my being. Friday night was not one of them. I finally got my arse over to the Taste of Amherst, which, after living here for, oh 7 years, I finally did. Basically, it's all the food establishments in town set up on the Common and selling food samples wicked cheap. There's outdoor games like a rock climbing wall, and face painting, and some other artsy fartsy stuff. And live bands. Like this band Spouse. BP & I went over & met up with his boss from The Local Buzz who is wicked cool. Anyway we wandered around, ate some food, and watched 4-year-olds run around to Spouse. Normally I hate interacting with the locals, but this was OK. We saw some other friends of ours, and enjoyed some music. The "beer tent" closed at 10pm, so we didn't even get to drink. That in of itself wasn't annoying, but it is something I hate about this area in comparison to NYC. If I want a beer at 4am, I can get one in NYC. But anyway, I digress.

All in all, it was cool. And for a change, I didn't hate Amherst, or myself, or my life.

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/17/07

Weekend Edition.

Friday Night Taste Of Amherst - Not a bad way to spend a Friday night. More coming.
GOOD DAY

Sleeping 10+ hours - It's good.
GOOD DAY

Baking Bread - Long overdue - mmmm French toast.
GOOD DAY

Yanks Beating Mets - Rubber game tonight and they are LOSING.
BAD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 3
BAD DAY 1

GOOD DAY

14 June 2007

ID: Animals Edition

This just cracks me up every single time:



Lifted from Lolcats2. Credit where due.

And, again from BP:



Too brilliant.

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/14/07

Not a hell of a lot to say tonight. Let's just get right to it, shall we?

Libby Doesn't Get Bail - Seriously, man, for you own good, move up a size in the anal beads.
GOOD DAY

Excel - My biznitch, it is.
GOOD DAY

Cats Ate All My Catnip - Well, I guess that's why I bought it.
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 3
BAD DAY 0

GOOD DAY

13 June 2007

Beer Shortage?

The DUH!! Award for this week goes to this crap that says views towards sex depend on your relationship status. You know, I wish someone would do something interesting in science one of these days. I don't know why anyone would find this surprising or study-worthy. As a woman myself (and a woman from a scientific background) this is all common knowledge as far as I'm concerned. If you sleep around, and you're a female, you're a slut. If you're a guy, you're a stud. Why? It's because men rule the world and need some way to keep us down. Like making us wear high heels and long nails so we are completely useless and have to depend on them. Well, THIS RAMBO'S NOT BUYING IT!!!

Of much more importance (and worry!!) is the potential beer shortage!!! OK it's in South Africa, and it's due to glass not beer, but a beer shortage anywhere is a reminder to everyone everywhere - IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!

Finally, on a sad note, the Fury informed me that Mr. Wizard died today. Possibly the second-strongest reason I got into science (behind Doctor Who), it is a sad day for scientists and educators everywhere. You will be missed, Don. May the Iodine Clock never stop in Heaven.

*sniff*

Good Day Vs. Bad Day 06/13/07

Here we go, Hump Day Margarita Edition!!

Loooooong Meeting At Work - Killed my morning. BUT got free lunch.
GOOD DAY

Sleeping - It's good.
GOOD DAY

Yanks Winning - As of now, anyway.
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 3
BAD DAY 0

GOOD DAY

12 June 2007

Life: Weddings

Been out of town past few days. The Chick & AP finally (after 11 years exactly) tied the knot this past weekend and I got to wear uncomfortable shoes and too-long-nails all day to be a part of it. I'm just kidding - it was a blast. Chick looked awesome. Now having been through this for the second time it makes me want to do it myself even less, but that's just me personally. I guess if it's something you really want, hey man, go for it.

Anyway, I spent the weekend running around and sleep deprived so that's why no blog entries recently. I literally took a nap at work today during lunch.

Tomorrow will see the return of GDBD and SciTech for sure. By default the past few days have all been

GOOD DAYS!!!

Love to ya Chick & Ang!

07 June 2007

Good Day vs. Bad Day 06/07/07

One More Day Till Friday Edition...

Mets Lose 3 Straight - Heilman punted, Mets lose.
BAD DAY

Sleepless Night - Self-explanatory. Too tired to think.
BAD DAY

Paris Out Of Jail - Not even going to bother linking to blowhard news articles. Just something else to piss me off.
BAD DAY

Fluid Mechanics Sucks - Please explain negative viscosity to the stupid software I hafta deal with.
BAD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 0
BAD DAY 4

BAD DAY



Ben Affleck is on Hardball. Please shoot me.

Vista and Potatoes

JA found out that Vista's not really ripping off Mac OS X. Too bad, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

And, in some happier news, me being an enviro-hippie-polymer-scientist, polymers from spuds.

Personally I think all the work going on in biopolymers that are renewable and degradable is only a good thing. There's a lot of issues that need to be resolved - i.e. production costs need to come down (or petroleum needs to go way way up), some properties need to be improved, and more than anything, you hafta get people to want to change - but in the end it will be the way to go.

06 June 2007

Signs Of The Apocalypse 06/06/07

Why's the world ending today?

Mets lost 3 straight for the first time this season & Chavez may be out.

OK, it's below 50 degrees F outside, and it's actually cold enough in my apartment that I have to put the heat on!! Look at the date. WTF.

Good Day vs. Bad Day 06/06/07

Here we go, Hump Day Edition!

GRNOLA - Actually seen yesterday driving home, license plate on a car.
GOOD DAY

Overslept - Self-explanatory.
BAD DAY

Internet Outage At Work - Should be good but meant no DTD (even though I still reign supreme).
BAD DAY

Machines Suck - Had a widgit get stuck in the hooziwhatsit. Took two hours to fix.
BAD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 1
BAD DAY 3

BAD DAY



HOWEVER the Mets game is on and El Duque is looking OK. But that's for another post.

ID: Indecency Edition

From JLM - a**hats in Texas want to ban Fahrenheit 451:



Unbelievable. Maybe they should talk to these people who want to ban the Bible for, get this, INDECENCY.

And speaking of indecency, turn around before you whip it out. Google Maps is watching. (Found on fark)

OK I'm out.

05 June 2007

Good Day vs. Bad Day 06/05/07

So - was today a good day or a bad day?

Scooter Indicted - Hey Scootie, better get a bigger size of anal beads there.
GOOD DAY

Solved A Work-Related Problem - Magic? Ninjas? Nope, just common sense.
GOOD DAY

Beat SVH at Desktop Tower Defender - Sometimes, it's good to be Queen.
GOOD DAY

VERDICT
GOOD DAY 3
BAD DAY 0

GOOD DAY

04 June 2007

ID: Timewasting Pleasure Edition

Courtesy of MK:



Outstanding. I have no words.

Courtesy of BP:



File under, "What I should have done when I got kicked out of school."

And finally, some games to destroy your productivity:
Bear and Cat, a.k.a. New Zuma
Desktop Tower Defender

And cheers to AF in Texas who told me she reads this drivel.

09 May 2007

welcome

OK, so here we are, actual blog, comments enabled, etc etc etc. If you got here via acesigma.com, fear not - all the old material will be re-linked, etc etc etc. Blogging after a few ciders is FUN FUN FUN!! Anyway, enjoy.