Consider this a roundup of the past few days since I've been hosed...
Paris Hilton Out Of Jail - No, no links. The media coverage on this, AT 3AM EDT, makes me realize why America is hated around the world. One-way ticket to Copenhagen is $1457 from Logan.
BAD DAYThe Word "Celebutante" - In relation to above, whoever thought this word up should get a VD.
BAD DAYI'm Allergic To The World - Sez the allergy doctor: all grasses, trees, weeds, animals, dust mites, cockroaches, almost all molds. My back was on fire and I had bumps to today even, from the grasses. But I got some Nasonex out of the deal.
BAD DAYWeather's Been Nice - By "nice" I mean "so hot the pool feels REALLY good".
GOOD DAYCleaned Apartment - Yay!
GOOD DAYVERDICTGOOD DAY 2BAD DAY 3BAD DAY